Human Domino

男生在何种情况下能打女生

男生只能在以下情况打女生

　　1.睡梦中转身打到.....没办法

　　2.伸懒腰时打到....不是故意的

　　3.打电动里的女生时.....为了破关

　　4.你打我我打你.....打情骂俏时

　　5.二个人激烈互打.....两小无猜

　　6.在路上踩到香蕉跌倒打到..都是香蕉惹的祸

男生只能在下面情况时让女生哭

　　1.故意拿洋葱给他切....恶作剧

　　2.生日送她999朵花时.....太感动

　　3.说笑话给他听时.....笑到流泪

　　4.帮她吹走眼中的沙子....为了救她

　　5.带她去看流星雨时....看的眼睛太酸

　　6.当她窝在你怀里让你安慰时....骗她说哭出来会比较好

男生打人的轻重

　　1.轻拍.....爱人

　　2.一巴掌过去....烂人

　　3.一个拳头过去.....败类

　　4.用踹的.....人渣

　　5.拿东西乱打.....禽兽

　　6.有致命的危险.....禽兽不如


无论如何....女孩子是不能打的....

Lesson learnt from The Richest Man in Babylon

George Samuel Clason began the first of the series of stories about thrift and financial success in 1926. The most famous being "The Richest Man in Babylon" and from it offers an understanding of the laws of money.

Rule 1:

A part of all you earned is yours to keep.
Keep aside 10% of your income as savings.

Rule 2:

Budget your expenses.
Do not over-spend. Live within your means, i.e. equal to or less than 90% of your income.

Rule 3:

Make your gold multiply.
Make your money work for you.

Rule 4:

Guard your treasures from loss.
Consult the wisdom of those who are competent through their experience in the profitable handling of money. Avoid unsafe investments and businesses which you are not familiar or which are not approved by those skilled. Always manage risks.

Rule 5:

Make your dwelling a profitable investment.
Own your own home. Reduce the cost of living.

Rule 6:

Insure a future income.
Make preparation for a suitable income in needs during old age. Provide protection for your family should you be no longer with them.

Rule 7:

Increase your ability to earn.
Learn to become more skillful and add value for yourself.

Rule 8:

Good luck waits to come to that man who accepts opportunity.
Procrastinate not, as man of action are favoured by Goddess of Good Luck.

Rule 9:

If you desire to help someone, do so in a way that will not bring someone's burdens upon yourself.

Rule 10

Work, some men hate it, make it their enemy. Better to treat it like a friend and make yourself like it.
Work, well done, does good to the man who does it. It makes him a better man.
Decide what you most desire to accomplish then work will aid you to achieve it.

Do You Think MPs Cant Dance?

Reasons to dance in joy:

Singapore scores highest employment rate in 15 years..

Our economy grows 7.1 percent in Q3Y2006..

Having highest percentage of high net worth individuals in Asia.

Seems like its job well done and good time to let their hair down. While many of us are back to labour dutifully keeping ourselves employ-able for further 15 years or so and hopefully achieving financial independence in the uncertain future.

Carry on baggage

IQ Test

Pre-school children were asked the following question:

"In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?"


Look carefully at the picture.
Do you know the answer?
The only possible answers are "left" or "right".


ANSWER:

NOTE: Hold left button of mouse and move cursor downwards on the area below.

The pre-schoolers all answered " right".

When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the right direction?" they answered: "Because you can't see the door."